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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/20/2019 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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Found this one on a FB memory, a buddy of mine had just gotten a Crapvalier so I had to rag on him a little bit.

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 10:01

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I'll take the Cavi. They may be crappy, but they're freaking cockroaches!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > shop-teacher 01/20/2019 at 10:08

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You’re not wrong. 

Ssfancyfresh > shop-teacher 01/20/2019 at 10:08

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When I had my cavalier I used to say, “I can fix anything in this car with $60 (or less)  in parts, basic hand tools, and 30 minutes of my own time”

shop-teacher > Ssfancyfresh 01/20/2019 at 10:12

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Yeah, pretty much. My sister's first car was a brand new '03 that she paid $12k for out the door. She had the thing paid off before she graduated high school. 

ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 10:30

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Cavalier: clogging every high school's parking lot since 1984.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ranwhenparked 01/20/2019 at 10:38

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And they still are. In the Midwest anyway.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher 01/20/2019 at 11:08

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I like the expression crap can.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 11:11

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A cavalier is a great way to promote abstinence for teenagers.  

WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 11:15

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Hey- say what you want about the Cavalier, but they’re absolutely cars.

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 01/20/2019 at 11:15

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Perfect for Rallycross...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/20/2019 at 11:18

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False, kids will do it anywhere.~ testimony from a man who did i t in a Cavalier once with a teenager. (I realize that may need more clarification. I was 21 she was 19.) 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW 01/20/2019 at 11:19

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Yup. I like to describe cars like the Cavalier as “it is car” I said the same thing about the 2016 Corolla my brother’s wife just bought 

WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 11:22

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I once owned a Sunbird. Can definitely confirm. 

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 01/20/2019 at 11:26

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Yep!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 12:20

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Also owned a cavalier just out of high school, can also confirm.

Tristan > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 13:21

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I had an ‘86 Chevy Celebrity with a carriage roof... If that won't stave off teenage hormones, nothing will.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 13:40

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Mine refused to die as much as I wanted it to. What finally did it in was my brother rear-ending a tank ( W140 S-class) . But even with half of the front end of the car and most of the fluids missing it still somehow limped home. At that point it just wasn’t worth repairing  although I wouldn’t be surprised if most of it’s parts were picked from whatever junkyard it went to.

not for canada - australian in disguise > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 16:10

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Every single car owned by anyone under the age of 25  in Canada is either a Cavalier or a Sunfire . Unless you’re a Chinese-born university student, then you have a Macan or something like a Huracan.

These are the facts.

not for canada - australian in disguise > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 16:10

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Every single car owned by anyone under the age of 25  in Canada is either a Cavalier or a Sunfire . Unless you’re a Chinese-born university student, then you have a Macan or something like a Huracan.

These are the facts.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2019 at 18:35

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Last time I drove to Maine I could not believe the number of Sunfires in Canada. 

Dusty Ventures > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2019 at 21:37

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Ask him when he’s adding the mandatory ICP hatchetman sticker

BaconSandwich is tasty. > shop-teacher 01/21/2019 at 12:06

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Mrs. BaconSandwich had one when we first met. Only reason we got rid of it is it had two doors, and was getting hard to get the kid’s car seat in/out.

shop-teacher > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/21/2019 at 17:24

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Yeah, coupes and car seats don't work well together.